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今天太阳球员杰伦-格林将自己40岁女友德拉雅-米歇尔的肖像文到了自己背上。国外球迷群情激奋,怒其不争,视其为NBA版阿斗:[–]Sunsz_o_i_n_k_z 7236 points 10 hours agoWe are so cooked bro太阳球迷:吾命休矣……[–]AntawnSL 247 points 9 hours agoHer game is stronger than his. He had no choice.球迷:她技术比他好多了,他双手控球无法破紧逼。We got fleeced for KD. This guy’s bozo the clown.太阳球迷:KD老儿又戏耍吾等,此小儿是弱智。[–]Celtics8_bw 233 points 9 hours agoI'm not saying it's worth it or that this is a good sign at allBut do you know how crazy the sex game gotta be to get a young rich professional basketball player with access to zillions of women tattooing your goddamn face on his back?凯尔特人球迷:不知这是福是祸!但你在一个身边美女如云的年轻富豪背上纹那么一张大B脸,这玩得也太花了吧?[–]TimberwolvesLameAfro 1116 points 6 hours agoIf you guys dont want him, we can take him off your backs for free, it'll be interesting to see him and Ant on the same floor haha森林狼球迷:如果你们不想要,我们可以免费引进,看他和华子同场竞技那真是乐趣不断啊。[–]Super-Maximum-4817 1028 points 6 hours agoImagine Ant trying to explain that you’re rich you can just fuck em and tell them to leave, you don’t have to move a 40 year old thirst trap in with you.His mind will be blown.球迷:想象一下华子会教育他:你有的是钱,可以拔d无情嘛,你干嘛在一棵40岁的枯树上吊死?他的三观肯定会震碎。[–]SoilMaleficent4757 298 points 9 hours agoIs that what Ant did? I thought he got them all preghttps://pic001-prod-new.obs.ap-southeast-1.myhuaweicloud.com:443/avatar/ori-p0020251104232032080404_p.81ce8666-4d5f-4091-b27a-e719dbcd1c45t球迷:这是华子吗?我怎么记得她们都是孕气十足地走了?[–]CavaliersOrnery_Penalty_5549 262 points 9 hours agoHe probably fucks 5x more than the ones he gets preghttps://pic001-prod-new.obs.ap-southeast-1.myhuaweicloud.com:443/avatar/ori-p0020251104232032080404_p.81ce8666-4d5f-4091-b27a-e719dbcd1c45t骑士球迷:他睡过的女人中,怀孕率大概是5中1。[–]Sunsawmaleg 133 points 9 hours ago[–]Hawksjumboponcho 2674 points 10 hours agoI don’t want any sex that makes me do something like this老鹰球迷:白让我打一p,我也不干这事。[–]TairyGreene716 745 points 9 hours agoMaybe just once球迷:我愿一试。[–]SunsJG_2214 108 points 9 hours agoThat’s probably what Jalen thought at first too lol.太阳球迷:杰伦-格林刚开始可能也这么想的,哈哈哈哈[–]sashathefearleskitty 133 points 7 hours agoI was just saying this. The amount of experience that would be put on me this age it would absolutely ruin me as a man. She has generational box and head game. You would be indeed ruined as a man.球迷:作为过来人我想说,这会毁了他,她有经验有头脑,肯定会毁了这个男人。[–]Knicks14ktgoldscw 210 points 6 hours agoWhat a thing to type out.尼克斯球迷:听君一席话,胜读十年书。[–]Rocketsi-race-goats 3412 points 10 hours agowe traded this guy for someone who’s only love is the game火箭球迷:我们交易他,就是因为他最爱的是游戏。[–]BucksFoolishPerformer 1090 points 10 hours agoAnd arguing with twitter trolls, don’t forget about that!雄鹿球迷:还在网上和球迷互喷过,印象太深刻了。[–]Rockets_MergatroidSkittle 586 points 10 hours agoThat’s the game he was talking about火箭球迷:这就是他爱谈论的游戏。[–]RocketsKingGizzle 608 points 9 hours agoAnd who is still younger than Jalen’s gf火箭球迷:在坐各位谁比风雪哥女友年轻?[–]Eirexxxx 1660 points 10 hours agoImagine what him ,Zion, Edward’s etc would be doing if they weren’t good at basketball球迷:如果风雪哥、锡安-威廉森和爱德华兹不打篮球,他们能干嘛呢?[–]Timberwolvesnhthelegend 703 points 10 hours agoThey’d be fuckin, that’s for sure森林狼球迷:他们肯定会被生活按在地上摩擦。[–]NBAayending1 167 points 9 hours agoZion would be a mukbang streamer.球迷:锡安肯定会成为吃播网红。[–]needbmw_help 2521 points 10 hours agoHomie is a real life victim lol球迷:风雪哥是现实生活受害者,哈哈哈哈。[–][LAL] Gary PaytonForgotPWAgainSigh 1711 points 10 hours agoWell if you think that's bad, listen to this: she brought her son to watch an NBA game Jalen was in.The son is the same age as jalen湖人球迷:这你就受不了了?她还带自己儿子看过风雪哥比赛呢。她儿子和风雪哥年龄一样大。[–]DamageAccording5745 904 points 10 hours agoSounds like an even worse situation for the son.球迷:怎么感觉她儿子更惨呢?[–]Timberwolvesnhthelegend 902 points 10 hours agoRoom temp IQ on this guy森林狼球迷:这货智商和室温一样低(20多)[–]DrFlyAnarcho 953 points 10 hours agoIf I wasn’t certain that this guy is a bust, now I am 100% sure he won’t develop into an all star despite all the physical talent. Just don’t have the brains to be successful in this game.球迷: 他水没水我还不确定,但他100%不会成为全明星,真是没脑子,白瞎这身体了。[–]Celticssherpa143 100 points 9 hours agoWhere are his parents? His homies? His agent? Literally anyone.凯尔特人球迷:他父母呢?兄弟朋友?经纪人呢?来人救救他吧。[–]Super-Maximum-4817 474 points 10 hours agoShe is the worst thing that could have happened to this guy.球迷:她真是风雪哥的噩梦呀。[–]Cavaliersmikhailitwithfire 170 points 9 hours agoMight actually be the first actual Filipino athlete that the Filipino's won't claim.骑士球迷:这可能是菲律宾人民最不愿意承认的菲律宾运动员。[–]Celticsbigbootyjuice69 141 points 10 hours agoBlink twice bro凯尔特人球迷:风雪哥,如果被逼的,你就眨眨眼。来源:Reddit编译:Aaron
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